Guaranteed Life Insurance Plan Helps You Flirt
“Britney, when I told you to slip your leg around the legs of the person you have a crush on, I didn’t mean to say that you should break into a volatile aerobic dance if he reciprocates! Now, look what you’ve done: You’ve kicked the poor fella between his legs and he’ll need to get stitches because you were wearing stilettos when you kicked him! Thank God, he’s got a Guaranteed Life Insurance plan to take care of his medical expenses!” A stern Paris reprimanded her ex-best buddy Britney Spears. She was teaching Britney how to flirt, and lesson # 1 was in the public library.
“Britney, when I asked you to look at the person – and not stare – and then avert your eyes when he looks back at you, I didn’t mean that you should do it immediately after your Witchcraft Hypnotism classes! Now look what you’ve done to that poor fella! You’ve stared at him and he’s like in coma, frozen in time and has to be carried away by the hospital guys! Thank God, he’s got a Guaranteed Life Insurance plan to take care of his medical expenses!” Paris shouted at Britney while giving her lesson # 2 in flirting. The location this time was in the oncology ward of a hospital.
“Britney! I’ve had it with you! That’s it! I told you to stick your gut in and blow out your chest and not look too slutie! Did I ask you to take off all your clothes? Now look what you’ve done – 15 members have died out of excitement just looking at you! Even if they had a Guaranteed Life Insurance plan, it would be of no use! Next lesson will be in a dog kennel – get ready for that!” A Paris screamed at a whimpering Britney. Lesson # 3 was taking place in an old age home.
This was how Paris attempted to teach Britney how to flirt. OK, that was about Britney and Paris, America’s dumbest blondes – now, let’s talk about you! You may not be a flirt, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need a Guaranteed Life Insurance plan!