A Guaranteed Life Insurance Agent Goes Bananas
“Condi, can you tell that giant green rat in the backyard not to make a racket? I’m trying to work on selling an insurance policy.” George Bush told his partner, Condolezza Rice. After retirement, Bush had migrated to Minnesota and was an independent insurance agent in Minnesota. Condi was his secretary.
“Sir, I guess it’s time for your medication – there’s no giant green rat in the backyard, it’s just a harmless, giant magenta penguin. It’ll go away on its own, the poor dear!” Condi corrected Bush. She was a kind, loving soul.
“Okay. Hey, Condi, get off my lap, will ya, ya fat girl? You’ve put on so much weight that your large intestine has been dislodged and is dragging all over the floor!” Bush – the error-prone Guaranteed Life Insurance agent – exclaimed.
“Sir, I beg your pardon! I’m not sitting on your lap! You’re holding your 7-foot tall teddy bear! And that’s not my large intestine that’s dragging on the floor – that’s the plumes in my brand new 17th century Victorian Peacock fashion dress!” Condi again corrected Bush. This time she used an angry tone.
“Victorian Dress! In this day and age, Condi! You’d look better with a Spanish Inquisition dress on ya, baby! Who sold you this, the pharmacist who comes and supplies me my medicine daily?” Bush, the inquisitive Guaranteed Life Insurance agent enquired.
“Nope. Wrong guess, Bushy boy! The leprechauns who come and bring us the fresh morning dew sold it to me!” Condi replied.
“Oh, them! Next time I see them I’m going to burn those little lepers! I hate morning dew! Now come on, we got to go and make our sales calls.” Bush said.
This is how Bush and Condi made a living after retiring from the White House.
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